Double Joke! Don't Laugh Until The End

These joke is about two little boys, a drunkard, a priest, three university students and a dean.

If you start to laugh before the end of the joke you might loss your teeth like the old man laughing above.

Enjoy your double joke...

Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbor & decided to go to a calm place to share the lot equally.

One of them suggested the nearby cemetery.

As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the big bag but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag.

Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar, passed near the cemetery gate & heard a voice saying: "One For Me, One For U, One For Me, One For U"...

He immediately sobered up & ran as fast as he could to a church nearby, for the priest...

"Father, please come with me . Come & witness God & Satan sharing corpse at the cemetery"...

They both ran back to the cemetery gate & the voice continued: "One For Me, One For U, One For Me, One For U'...

Suddenly, the voice stopped counting & said:

"What About The Two At The Gate?"...

The priest almost ran past the church gate.. shouting:  "We Are Not Dead Yet oohh!!!".


Three university students dodged exam because they were partying the whole weekend and couldn't read. They came up with a plan, got themselves dirty using grease, then went to see the Dean on Monday morning, just few hours after the exam.

"Sir we are sorry we couldn’t make it to the exam. We attended a wedding and on our way back the car broke down thus as you can see, we tried to repair it in vain. The Dean understood and told them they will write the paper on Wednesday.

On Wednesday, they went to the Dean's office very ready for the exam because they had studied.

The Dean put them in three separate classrooms. There were only four questions on the exam paper:

1. Who was getting married? (25 marks)

2. Where was the reception held? (25 marks)

3. Where exactly did the car break down? (25 marks)

4.What type of car broke down? (25 marks)

Good luck...

NB.: Your answers must be the same.!!

Now you can laugh all you care and share your thought in the comment box below. 😝😝😝😝


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